
Matthew 4yrs.: " Look, Look look what I just found (in the mall parking lot)its my pin I have been looking for it!" (as he reaches down and picks it up) He says "its mine". I said "Matthew do you know what that pin says?" (Its a button that says #1 BRAT) So I show him and tell him what it says. He replies very upset- "Ohhh man! I HAVE to be a girl for a day!"
Josh 6: Sent to his room for getting soaked outside in the hose just before we leave the house to go somewhere. As he is changing ( alone), he screams " Stop kicking me in the ass!" We hollered at him "Joshua, come here this minute, what did you say?" Um... nothing. No you said something about getting kicked in the? He replies " no I didn't say YOU kicked me in the ass, I said something was kicking me in the ass and it has since stopped.
Then the notorious Parenting with Rhetorical Questioning, you know, when NO answer is expected!
Me: How many times do I have to tell you Not to do that?
Matthew 4: 10 times ( happily, he thinks he got the answer right)
Me: Do you not understand that what you are doing is wrong?
Josh 6: Yes, I understand it clearly.
Me: I have told you over and over not to do that, why do you keep doing it?
Josh: Because I have 2 more times left.
Me: You are not allowed to hit, why did you hit him?
Matthew: Because it happened before you told me to not to.
Me: I cannot believe you guys continue to behave this way, even after I had prepared you before hand, why do you do this to me?
nearly in unison: Because you are who we belong too.
Me: Why are you smiling.... You are in trouble!
Josh: Because you told me to look for the positive and Matthew is behind you sneaking some candy!
I started writing down these things about 1-2 weeks ago, I decided I gotta remember this- its funny!


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